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Had a link to this bitchin’ site passed along to me last night and had to get a quick post out about it this morning. The picture comes from Threadless, an online community of artists who submit their t-shirt designs to be voted on. Supposedly, the best ones are made into actual t-shirts that are sold on the site. Except for this little piece of t-shirt zen from Pandaluna.
Feel free to send me as much money as you possibly can so that we can finance this brilliant work of art into physical t-shirt greatness.
Also, found this awaiting my approval in the inbox this morning:
Submitted on 2009/07/23 at 7:40am
a great find for panda fanatic!
my roomate LOVE this Morn Creations Bag.
Strangely enough, I’m cool with it. Never thought I’d get panda spam, but at least it’s not like, penis pills for pandas. I hope a million people buy this lovely panda bag because Flores Hayes decided to spam me.
What is it about you, panda? You’re a giant fucking bear with mandibles of death and for some reason you can get away with whatever the hell you feel like doing. Most of the time it’s nothing, because all you eat is freaking bamboo and you’re lazier than a pot-smoking koala. You’d think that being a branch-eating, sedentary fat ass would mellow you out, but god forbid a human get anywhere near you. Maybe we’d just like to cuddle, did you ever think of that you irritable pretend-bear? We all know you’re really a raccoon.
And then here’s the real joke, you damn near kill a guy but get off scott free because you’re so damn cute. You just can’t help but be the most adorable animal on the face of the earth can you? Next time I rob somebody’s jacket I’m gonna roll around in it after and hope the police let me walk free. You know, panda, elephants get killed for this kind of shit but you just prance around with the world in your outrageously cute little panda hands. I bet you’re real pleased with yourself right now.
The majority of what I’m blogging about can all be tied together into a congruent motif. Music, entertainment, virtual worlds and social media… They all exist in seperate spheres, but like an overly complicated Venn diagram they’re intrinsically linked. Each with an endless amount of complexities that play off one and other and contribute to making life better and more entertaining. So that in mind, the hell is up with pandas? For one, I love them. Pandas are the most adorable creatures on Earth and I challenge anyone to a duel who dares disagree with me.
I know, my blog already comes across as random enough. Throwing pandas into the mix seems like an “F you” to all notions of rhyme or reason but I swear to you, it’s an absolute necessity.
Let me share a few facts about pandas with you:
1) Although the panda is technically a carnivore, it’s diet consists of 99% bamboo.
2) Bamboo is not very nutritious, making them lazy as balls. They even avoid steeply sloping hills to limit energy expenditures.
3) They limit social interactions and will kill humans out of irritation.
4) Pandas are cuter than anything you’ve ever seen in your life and would make phenomenal cuddle buddies had they been wired differently.
This is hard science, folks. It’s not fair either, because not only do the Chinese have a powerful industry that makes us look like a bunch of stoners, they also have to be the proud owners of the greatest animal on Earth. It’s my job as an American blogger to share as many panda related things as I possibly can as part of our courageous fight against communism. Now, for those of you who are still skeptical, consider this…
Need I say more?